EXHUMED!!! Zorch Radio Episode 12: Primate 5 Live Performance

Zorch Radio Episode 12: Primate 5 Live Performance

Airdate: Thursday, September 23rd, 2010

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If you’ve ever wanted to hear a bunch of amateurs attempt what they think is radio, then look no further. Our pants are down, everything is a-danglin, and there is a growing shit-pile on the pants-jumble between our ankles.

Well, maybe it’s not that bad. Just terrible sound engineering for a live performance. An inaudible interview. Way too much talking, most of it doesn’t really involve the band. 100% failed and scripted attempts at humor. Multiple people mixing the music for the evening. The only guitar stops working in mid-set. Why am I uploading this??? Go listen to a good episode, like the All Request Episode 73 or the give away for Thee Cormans in Episode 79…

Or wait… hang on, we just gotta rephrase this all…

…Ok, I got it, just hang on…ahem…

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